AI concierge for high-value landing pages
The Texting Parrot answers with your facts and your prices. Every reply is checked and cited. When it doesn’t know, it says so and hands you the lead instead of making something up.
Built for pages where one booking is worth thousands. If that’s your page, keep reading.
Send us your website. We build a demo bot from your actual pages and email you the link.
Concierge
demo transcriptWhat would it cost for the four of us?
For 4 guests it comes to $6,180 total: $2,690 per person for the first two, and $400 each for guests three and four.
✓ computed · yoursite.com/rates · as of Jul 8Can I cancel if plans change?
Yes. Full refund up to 90 days before your date, 50% between 90 and 60 days, and no refund inside 60 days.
✓ verified · yoursite.com/policies · as of Jul 8Is there a military discount?
That’s not something I can verify from the published pages, so I won’t guess. The booking team will know: bookings@yoursite.com or (555) 010-1234.
→ declined to guess · handed offWhy you can trust it
Fact-secure
Every answer is checked against your verified facts before it is sent. When the facts can’t answer a question, the bot says so and shares your contact details instead. It never invents a policy, a date, or a discount. Facts that have gone stale are flagged, never served as current.
Pricing logic
The question that closes or kills the sale gets real arithmetic from the prices on your page: totals for a group, per-person rates, current promotions. If a price it needs isn’t published, it declines and points the visitor to your team instead of guessing.
Information-efficient
We read your site once a night and turn it into a set of checked facts. Answers come from those facts, so the expensive AI sees a question and an answer, not your whole website. That is why a reply from The Texting Parrot costs pennies where other chatbots cost dimes.
Who this is for
You know the pages we mean: tours and group travel, venues and event spaces, courses, retreats, cruises, high-ticket services. A visitor arrives with real money on the line and a short list of questions (dates, totals, cancellation terms, what’s included) that decides whether they book or bounce.
We’ll be honest about fit. If your page sells $30 items, we’re not worth it. If one booking is worth thousands, one saved sale pays for months of the service. That math is the whole pitch.
The same twenty questions your team repeats all day, every day.
The conversations that actually need a person, and pay like it.
That’s the trade. Routine questions stop burning your team’s hours, and the conversations that need human judgment reach your people as warm leads, with the routine already answered.
How it works
All of the above rests on one thing: the facts being right. This is the nightly routine that keeps them right.
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Every night we read your landing page and every page it links to, up to 300. If nothing changed, nothing is re-processed.
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Facts are pulled out, checked, and dated. Every fact keeps a link to the page it came from.
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Each reply is checked against those facts before it goes out. Stale or missing facts mean no answer is served.
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Anything the facts can’t answer goes to your team as a warm lead, not a guess.
Send us your website. We’ll build a demo bot on your actual content and email you the link. No calls, no decks.
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